OKC Kayak Word Soup

I had just wrapped up my on camera interview with the producer when my older (and most helpful) brother informed me that I had some broccoli in my teeth. Next, I was thinking he was going to tell me that my zipper was down or something, despite the fact that my swimsuit does not have any zippers. That is my family for you! We are a bunch of sarcastic antagonists with a somewhat dry sense of humor. Luckily, I was able to explain away my brother’s lack of tact by informing the producer that he was adopted. We got him from the rescue shelter back when they had the free spay/neuter special. (Good thing it was free, because Paul is working on kid number three.)

Speaking of families, the gal from Discover Oklahoma brought her own crew along. Her husband Kurt was the cameraman and her two daughters Prairie Kay and Cricket came out as well. She also brought out her friend John, who happened to lack the ability to use any of his body from the waist down.

I too would have a guest of my own tonight, Miss Peanut Jones. Peanut, as you faithful readers may remember, is our nearly 102 year old kayaker from Mustang Oklahoma (See blog entitled: Kayak Guide Sprinkles Ants on Cotton Candy Booth). Needless to say, Peanut was as excited as we were to be out in front of the camera. I must say, she got a little ahead of herself with the whole fame thing, as she showed up with new spinners on the wheels of her ‘82 Dodge Toronado, Grillz for her teeth, and a propeller atop her ballcap. You go Peanut!

Peanut was the first one to be interviewed since we only were able to get the judge to grant us a brief window of time as an exception to her house arrest. (Not really!) Let me be the first to say that some of Peanut’s responses to the interviewer’s questions quite surprised me. For example, when asked about why she wanted to be out for this events she said, “My doctor says that I need to gain some weight, and I had always heard that the camera adds twenty pounds.” What!!!! Then Peanut fessed up to the fact that she never had actually kayaked before, short of sitting in one in an asphalt parking lot. Thanks a lot Peanut, and I thought we had fooled her due to her cataracts on her eyes. “Well Peanut, you are going to get in a kayak today, aren’t you?” the producer queried. “Oh, no,” her immediate reply. It would take a promise of three cans of Ensure Plus, a bottle of number nine purple hair dye, two bowls of green bean and jello salad, and a new shuffleboard table to bribe this old gal to get in a boat with me. Even my brother Paul has an easier time getting a woman to go out on a date with him. She finally reluctantly agreed, so I responded in kind by returning her SAS shoes and walker that I had hidden from her.

We put Peanut in a tandem boat with me. Peanut would paddle in front, the driver’s seat. We kayaked all around, Peanut’s Grillz blinding the cameraman every time she smiled. I offered up a compliment to Peanut for the great job she was doing. She then accused me of doing all the work. Well, I can fix that. Yes Ma’am. Unbenounced to her, I honestly quit paddling all together. She was none-the-wiser because she was facing forward with her back to me. I held my finger to my lips, indicating to the laughing bystanders that they were not to tell. SHHHHHH!!!!!! Finally she asked if I was helping, to which I indicated that I was, while still laying on my back with the paddle behind my head. Peanut and I made it back to shore alive, but boy was she pooped. We sent her on her way after having her sign an addendum to the waiver promising that she would not turn us in to the nearest ombudsman.

John would be the next person to be subject to my antics. We outfitted his boat with some additional padding, and foam supports and pushed him off. His anxious wife asked how long we would be out on the water. “Thirty minutes,” I replied. As it turned out, John was on the water for nearly three hours. As he explained in his interview afterward, for the first time in a long time, he felt just like everyone else with his newfound mobility, absent the wheelchair or any other obvious signs of his disability. What an amazing experience it was to see this man’s happiness and excitement over the opportunities the kayak provided him.

The producer’s youngest daughter (5 years old) was our next solo boater of the evening. Unbelievably, she paddled around and steered the boat like she had done this her entire life. Mom and dad enjoyed the boat equally well.

Now, lest you think that I am going to give away the whole story. Watch for yourself on Saturday, July 12th on CBS in Oklahoma City or your local Discover Oklahoma station statewide.

Many thanks to Discover Oklahoma, producer Shel Wagner, cameraman Kurt Wagner, kiddos, Prairie Kay and Cricket, John and Charla Enns (sp?), Peanut Jones and her handlers, the Enteshary Family, as well as the entire OKC Kayak Family that came out to participate. Meanwhile, I am off to find out where Peanut bought her hat with the propeller on it.

A serious post for a change (a little off topic):

I own a television or two, yet rarely turn the thing on.  Probably because at last check there was a mountain of kayaks stacked in front of it, preventing me from viewing it or much less getting close enough to turn it on.  On the rare instance that I do watch television, it is usually to catch the ten p.m. newscast or to watch some sort of news documentary.  It would be fair to call me a news junkie, I suppose. 

Lately, I get most of my news through whatever headlining blip crosses the home page of my internet provider.  This week brought news of a death that I found to be quite unbelievable and saddening,  NBC’s Meet the Press moderator, Tim Russert.  Quite frankly, I found this loss to be more tragic than most any big name person that has passed in recent years, including Princess Diana.

Time after time in this current election season, I touted to my friends the case for someone like Mr. Russert to lead our great country.  He struck me as not only a compassionate and intelligent individual, but a fair and balanced man as well.  Fair and balanced, isn’t that what we need in this eclectic and diverse melting pot that we call our world?  Tim seemed unique if not unorthodox in the fact that never did he let on to any personal biases or beliefs, much less let this interfere with his work.  Can we all say the same for ourselves?  I know that I cannot always do this.  Imagine if we all were to try.  Imagine if for one week we all worked to understand and respect another’s viewpoint, even if it is not, and maybe never will be our own. 

I believe that Tim Russert rose to the top not because he possessed dashing looks, money, or any of the other qualities we often tend to idolize above the more important things like integrity and character.  He got there because he respected the fact that there was always more than one side to every story.  Why was Tim honored, respected, and remembered by politicians across party lines, religious icons, and the common man?  I believe that this is because he was fair, albeit tough, on his guests no matter Democrat or Republican, Catholic or agnostic, or whatever else. 

You never saw Tim pander to a guest for the sake of being politically correct, or to earn brownie points either.  Maybe myself and others can try to do a better job in this regard as well.  Maybe we will agree to disagree more often for the sake of friendships and fellowship and a more united community and world.  Maybe it is time we break from the norm and offer up acceptance, even when it might not be the popular opinion amongst our peers. 

Who knows, you as an individual might make a big difference in this world.  I know Tim did. 

Yesterday, the Sunday Oklahoman had an article about Oklahoma kayaking on the front page of the living section.  OKC Kayak was mentioned several times as were several “Deep Thoughts” by some guy named Lindo.  Check it out by going to this link:

http://www.newsok.com/article/3256694/

Shocking, I know! Many of my close friends and family were even surprised by the subject of this blog. “Dave, we did not even know that you were dating anyone,” they exclaim. But, yes, it is true, I am getting married. Today we made it official and signed the paperwork, and I am moving in this afternoon. This is not to be a marriage of conventional sorts though. “More gasps and rampant speculation!” No, I am not set to be engaged in matrimony at one of those “special ceremonies” currently only available in the state of California and a couple of other places, either. How many of you lost a bet on this one? These nuptials I speak of actually are not really such at all. I am getting married to a kayak shop. (Yeah, I certainly am not in this marriage for the money, huh?)

So, our exciting announcement that we have been teasing you with, is the opening of Oklahoma City’s only brick and mortar kayak shop. We officially closed on the nearly 5600 s.f. facility this afternoon, and are already relocating our inventory of hundreds of boats, loads of kayak accessories and gear to the new location.

Our new address is 220 N. Western Avenue, just west of the jail downtown (maybe I will get some orange OKC Kayak T-shirts printed up!) As always, we will have the best and largest selection of the top brands of kayaks and paddling accessories the industry has to offer, combined with the most knowledgeable experts on paddling in the entire state.

Some of the many brands we will continue to offer include Prijon, Necky, Old Town, Ocean Kayaks, Dagger, Perception, Mad River, Wilderness Systems, Wavesport, Wildwasser, Yakima, Harmony, Lendal, Werner, Extrasport, Kokatat, NRS, Carlisle, Seattle Sports, and many others.

Here is what you can expect in the coming weeks and months. During the transition period over the next few weeks, we will still be showing and selling boats and accessories by appointment as we relocate our inventory. The building itself needs a little cosmetic work, which will be taking place as time allows. (We don’t even have time to brush our teeth this time of the year.) New items and inventory arrive daily. We either stock or will shortly, anything and everything imaginable that relates to kayaking. If we don’t have it, we can get it within a day or two. But, believe me, have have hundreds of thousands of dollars of gear in stock. Other proposals for the new OKC Kayak Family Kayaking Center include a large indoor pool which will be perfect for off season parties and events, shuttle service from any of the downtown hotels for those out of town guest looking to do some kayaking, private kayak storage, guest visits and clinics from top kayak coaches and athletes, and more outings than ever before on the Oklahoma River (we are less than a mile away from the new Agnew boat ramp on the river). Like I said, we will be open for business in the meantime, but the official grand opening will likely be late summer or fall.

What you should know is this: OKC Kayak is your shop. This means feel free to offer your ideas and input for what you would like to see offered. We are growing, but our focus will still be on top notch, well qualified, customer service, as well as a relationship with our customers that goes far beyond the business transaction. The atmosphere you should still expect whether it is in the shop or on our outings and trips will continue to be one that is respectful and family friendly. That said, our customer service policy remains the same as well, “We promise to be honorable, and you promise to be reasonable.”

Lastly, OKC Kayak and the new shop are the end products of years of dreaming, goal setting, and hard work. I won’t pretend that this has come about without a great deal of sacrifice, but the satisfaction we get from our interactions with you make it more than worth it. Let me say how proud and honored I am to have each and every one of you as my friends. Without this invaluable support network, none of this would be possible.

To my coworkers, colleagues, and helper elves: You are not, “Like family,” you are family. I could not be doing this without you. THANK YOU! I am so grateful! Kevin and Jodi Wagner (the unpaid webmasters that really kicked this little gig up a notch), you are unbelievable friends, and I love you both. Jenn Kleck of Aqua Adventures, the training and advice I receive from you is invaluable, but having you as a role model and friend is priceless (We are still hiring!)

Stop in and see us (expect a little rough around the edges intially– think warehouse), or drop us a line. Better yet, stop in and see us, and drop us your wallet. Ha!!!

Abundantly grateful,

Dave (It is not a farmer’s tan) Lindo

Chief Boat Washer, Shuttle Driver, Owner, and Instructor

www.okckayak.com Ph: 405.830.9689 email: dave@okckayak.com 220 N. Western, OKC, OK 73106

Well, it is finally true. I am officially famous. For those of your who possess one of the few copies in circulation of my very own “Mail Order Husband Catalog,” I told you that it would be worth it to hang onto this until the day I made it big time. For the rest of you who don’t have a clue as to what I am speaking about, I totally deny ever creating a sixteen page, full color catalog of a “dozen or so, not so datable selections,” featuring no other than myself, in a sad attempt to court some girl.

I am certain that this latest attempt to destroy my impeccable reputation (Ha!) is just another one of these unethical and sad maneuvers to try and frame me. Now I know how the politicians must feel. What happened is, I put on a three hour kayak program for St. Mary’s School in Edmond. This end of the school year party was full of fun, and included an engaging kayak lesson with a highly qualified and skilled guide (and humble, too!) In addition to the hands-on instruction, we rotated over 40 kids into and out of kayaks on the school pond as they practiced what they had just learned. The parents, headmaster, teachers, and kids all loved it.

Boy, was I excited when a friend called to tell me that this event had made the Edmond Sun Newspaper. Yippee, FREE ADVERTISING!!! He sent it to me, and I was thrilled to see that it also included several nice color photos of the kids and myself in kayaks. But, wait just a second, the photo with the caption “Dave Lindo of OKC Kayak shows the kids how to paddle,” was a photo of me holding my paddle with my hands gripping it from the underside and the paddle turned around backwards.

Anyone know a good kayak instructor? (photo: Edmond Sun)

What!!!! I regularly chastise others for holding the paddle incorrectly, and here I was flat busted. Now the photographer could have used film to capture one of the nearly seventy thousand rolls that I performed (flawlessly, I might add). Or, she could have pictured the school group as they were captivated by my engaging lesson. ….but NOOOOO!!!!! Now, I am certain that this photo is in the same realm as bigfoot, Nessy, and ivory billed woodpeckers (look it up online). TOTALLY BOGUS!!!!

Anyway, as we all know, you can’t believe everything you see or read. And if you, by chance, do happen to have a fictitious copy of a Mail Order Husband Catalog featuring me, I am now offering even more money to retrieve these, and get them out of circulation. (I told you they would be worth something some day!)

Lastly, if you would like to read the article purely for its content go to: http://www.edmondsun.com/schools/local_story_147113806.html

Thank you, Patty Miller and the Edmond Sun for writing and running this story. We actually loved it, including the photos!

Well, yes this too would qualify as big news, but we have something even bigger to announce on Monday, June 9th.  Check out the blog this coming week to find out what our exciting news is.  …..and hey, we are an equal opportunity employer, but this aint the circus or an episode of Dr. Phil folks!