Panera Bread Stock Hits 52 Week Low
Well, it is official, we are relocating our office. Goodbye asiago cheese and cinnamon crunch bagels. Hasta la vista frontega chicken sandwiches. See ya’ later you yum yum cookies and pastries. I am upwardly mobile. And I do mean mobile. Yes, as of a few hours ago, I finally have an internet connection at my house and no longer need to scrounge a WIFI signal around town to access the internet and my email.
Maybe you are wondering what the big deal is all about? I mean how hard could it be to have the internet installed in one’s home? Let me just say, pretty darn tough. Since my house is not in a neighborhood (no, it is not a large cardboard refrigerator box either), neither the cable guys nor the phone company would even return calls requesting installation of an internet feed. The problem is that they tell me, “Your house does not exist.” I regularly have to fight this same battle with all the package delivery guys as well. In their defense, my house is hard to find, but nonetheless exists.
After years of selling plasma and collecting roadside cans for recycling, I finally have saved enough to be able to get an air card for my laptop. This allows me to connect anywhere that there is a cell phone signal. I no longer have an excuse to hang out at Panera Bread, What-A-Donut, or any of my other favorite WIFI hangouts. Anyway, I am off to my cupboard to grab a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie!